Sexy Back(Fat)

So I wrote this as a Parody to "Sexy Back" by Justin...Oh you know who. Sing it to the same tune, it's pretty catchy.

So here it is:

I'm bringing fat back. (yup)
All you skinny people don't know how to act. (yup)
Chris Farley was just a hack! (yup)
I even have fat on my back. (Yup)

Are you going to eat that?

I'm F-A-T (uh-huh)
Walking up stairs makes me dizzy. (uh-huh)
I'm depressed cause I'm hungry. (uh-huh)
And swimming pools make me thirsty.

I wear sheets as cloths.

Hey waitress!
Put some food in me.
My stomach is well equipped.
Put some food in me.
Ham and swiss.
Put some food in me.
Deep fried is bliss.
Lil more food in me.
Gravy dipped.
Put some food in me.
I think my pants ripped
A lot more food in me.
Roasted pork hips
Lotta more food in me.
Skinny people are a myth.

I'm bringing fat Back. (What)
I think going to have a heart attack! (yup)
When I take a shower I eat a snack. (yup)
I think there is cheese stuck on my back!

Back

Buffet (uh huh)
My stomach works as a tray. (uh huh)
I'm also mobile shade. (uh huh)
I have no idea how much I weight..yow

Hey waitress!
Put some food in me.
My stomach is well equipped.
Put some food in me.
Ham and swiss.
Put some food in me.
Deep fried is bliss.
Lil more food in me.
Gravy dipped.
Put some food in me.
I think my pants ripped
A lot more food in me.
Roasted pork hips
Lotta more food in me.
Skinny people are a myth.

Lotta more. (oh)
You ready? (oh)
You ready? (oh)
You ready? (oh)

I'm bringing Allen Back. (yup)
I hide lunch under my arm flap. (yup)
After waking up I need a nap. (Yup)

McDonald's is back that way. (uh huh)

You Ready? (uh huh)
You ready? (uh huh)

I cannot loose weight just benching the remote. (uh huh)
I cannot loose weight just benching the remote.

Why am I so hungry? Why am I so hungry? Why am I so hungry? Why am I so hungry? Why am I so hungry? Why am I so hungry?

(yup)

-Now I just need to actually make the song, Help elektrojist!